Funny Baseball Quotes

Here are some funny baseball quotes that made me laugh. Funny Baseball Quotes A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. Earl Wilson When they start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." Willie Stargell, 1981 When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. Woody Allen A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves. Brendan Francis There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. Tallulah Bankhead Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot. Dick Gregory What does a mama bear on the pill have in common w View the rest of this article